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JUST SWIPIN’ FOR A MIRACLE

JUST SWIPIN’ FOR A MIRACLE

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there’s no way this wasn’t intentional. RIGHT????????

there’s no way this wasn’t intentional. RIGHT????????

douchebag certification test, only $65. GET YER JAMMYPACKS

douchebag certification test, only $65. GET YER JAMMYPACKS

IS THIS A COUSIN OF TONY PIZZA PLS CONFIRM ASAP

IS THIS A COUSIN OF TONY PIZZA PLS CONFIRM ASAP

THIS IS A BABY NAMED TONY PIZZA, WHOSE FULL NAME IS ANTHONY ANGELO PIZZA JUNIOR
CHILD GHOST TONY PIZZA

THIS IS A BABY NAMED TONY PIZZA, WHOSE FULL NAME IS ANTHONY ANGELO PIZZA JUNIOR

CHILD GHOST TONY PIZZA

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surely there HAS to be a better way to express your support for IBS sufferers

surely there HAS to be a better way to express your support for IBS sufferers

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HATERNECIA

HATERNECIA

did you not consider for a second that maybe the devil is powerful and evil enough to already know you’re talking shit about him?

did you not consider for a second that maybe the devil is powerful and evil enough to already know you’re talking shit about him?

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WHEN IS THE GREAT AMERICAN BACON NIGHTMARE GOING TO END? i believe THIS is the point where someone has to draw the line

WHEN IS THE GREAT AMERICAN BACON NIGHTMARE GOING TO END? i believe THIS is the point where someone has to draw the line

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yeah duh this was posted by a middle aged woman friend of my mother

yeah duh this was posted by a middle aged woman friend of my mother

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I’M SO TORN

ONE DAY IN THIS COUNTRY, ALL GAY DISCGOLF PLAYERS WILL BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED

ONE DAY IN THIS COUNTRY, ALLĀ GAY DISCGOLF PLAYERS WILL BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED

i would definitely cough up the cash to hang out with a monster truck before charlie sheen at this point.

i would definitely cough up the cash to hang out with a monster truck before charlie sheen at this point.

does not compute

does not compute

i dont think there could be a chiller option for such a holiday.

i dont think there could be a chiller option for such a holiday.