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JUST SWIPIN’ FOR A MIRACLE

there’s no way this wasn’t intentional. RIGHT????????

douchebag certification test, only $65. GET YER JAMMYPACKS

IS THIS A COUSIN OF TONY PIZZA PLS CONFIRM ASAP

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THIS IS A BABY NAMED TONY PIZZA, WHOSE FULL NAME IS ANTHONY ANGELO PIZZA JUNIOR

CHILD GHOST TONY PIZZA

surely there HAS to be a better way to express your support for IBS sufferers

HATERNECIA

did you not consider for a second that maybe the devil is powerful and evil enough to already know you’re talking shit about him?

WHEN IS THE GREAT AMERICAN BACON NIGHTMARE GOING TO END? i believe THIS is the point where someone has to draw the line

yeah duh this was posted by a middle aged woman friend of my mother

I’M SO TORN

ONE DAY IN THIS COUNTRY, ALL GAY DISCGOLF PLAYERS WILL BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED

i would definitely cough up the cash to hang out with a monster truck before charlie sheen at this point.

does not compute

i dont think there could be a chiller option for such a holiday.